A downloadable vaporware for Windows, macOS, and Linux

Buy Now$5.00 USD or more

Here you are.
This world moves fast, and so do you, but you don't have to.
Have a break, take a breath, relax, and be here among this box full of stuff.
Bask in the sun's rays as they pour through the gaping strips of space,
or reclude into darkness behind a fortified wall of collated slats.

This is right now.
This is your life.

In cooperation with:
Atmospheric Research & Analysis Institute ©

version: VanCAF 2017 - Comics <3 Games


Buy Now$5.00 USD or more

In order to download this vaporware you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $5.00 USD. You will get access to the following files:

VIRTUA BLINDS [VanCAF2017] - Linux 73 MB
VIRTUA BLINDS [VanCAF2017] - Windows 64-Bit 60 MB
VIRTUA BLINDS [VanCAF2017] - Windows 32-Bit 58 MB
VIRTUA BLINDS [VanCAF2017] - Mac 73 MB

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It still does what it says on the box.

Hey, This game is super chill and i really enjoyed it!


Hey, You are super chill, and I really enjoyed you!
Love from daffodil

Hey thanks! I really appreciate the love!

Finally: the HD remake of the Atari classic Venetian Blinds we've all been waiting for!


I cant interact with nothing but blinds lamp dont turn on cant intreact scary at dark feel like jumpscare






Blinds Are Blinds.

Sure are!


As someone who makes blinds for a living I have to ask, I hope you have the more modern chain variety available as well.

Could you link me to a photo and/or video demonstration of the type you are requesting?


Here than

I can send you loads of other types and models too, including vertical blinds made of strings or blinds made of crepé.


Does what it says on the box.