A downloadable vaporware for Windows, macOS, and Linux

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Here you are.
This world moves fast, and so do you, but you don't have to.
Have a break, take a breath, relax, and be here among this box full of stuff.
Bask in the sun's rays as they pour through the gaping strips of space,
or reclude into darkness behind a fortified wall of collated slats.

This is right now.
This is your life.
This is VIRTUA BLINDS

In cooperation with:
Atmospheric Research & Analysis Institute ©
ECO VIRTUAL ™

version: VanCAF 2017 - Comics <3 Games

Purchase

Buy Now$1.69 USD or more

In order to download this vaporware you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $1.69 USD. You will get access to the following files:

VIRTUA BLINDS [VanCAF2017] - Linux 73 MB
VIRTUA BLINDS [VanCAF2017] - Windows 64-Bit 60 MB
VIRTUA BLINDS [VanCAF2017] - Windows 32-Bit 58 MB
VIRTUA BLINDS [VanCAF2017] - Mac 73 MB

Development log

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(+1)

Top notch. Absolutely jam-packed with features. 10/10, would plunge my entire office into the ocean again.

(+2)

Honestly? I wasn't expecting big things from this game (it felt like something you'd get as a gag gift at first glance) but I found it rather fun and engaging! Seeing everything you can do in that little room, all because of a set of blinds and a few controls? Super fun. 

(+8)

this game actually has a special place in my heart because I recently had an epiphany of self love related to my room blinds and to be able to recreate that moment over and over is nice <3 I know the odds that the dev made this based on my specific prompt is 0% but it's nice to find something I can relate to so much lol

(+2)

The best game since Virtua Hamster

(+3)

It's better than playing with my own blinds and getting them stuck- 10/10

(+2)

There are none so blind as those who cannot see past their blind spot.

(+3)

GET VAPED

(+1)

It still does what it says on the box.

(+4)

Hey, This game is super chill and i really enjoyed it!


(+6)

Hey, You are super chill, and I really enjoyed you!
Love from daffodil

(+2)

Hey thanks! I really appreciate the love!

(+3)

You're all breathtaking!

(+1)

Finally: the HD remake of the Atari classic Venetian Blinds we've all been waiting for!

(+3)

I cant interact with nothing but blinds lamp dont turn on cant intreact scary at dark feel like jumpscare

(+1)

Blindz FOREVER

(+1)

ITS LEGENDARY :O

(+2)

Blinds Are Blinds.

(+1)

Sure are!

(+2)

As someone who makes blinds for a living I have to ask, I hope you have the more modern chain variety available as well.

Could you link me to a photo and/or video demonstration of the type you are requesting?

(+1)

Here than




I can send you loads of other types and models too, including vertical blinds made of strings or blinds made of crepé.

(+4)

Does what it says on the box.